Kick butt! Deborphan absolutely rules. I've been wishing for something like this for a long time. :)
T-shirt T-shirts are available? :)
getmail Fetchmail is bloatware, and not all people want to run a SMTP daemon.
Freeware/Free Software Lots of you people need to figure out what the difference between freeware and Free Software is. Those millions of "freeware sites" are obviously something freshmea...