Getting Worked Over!!!
I have been thinking for weeks on who to emotionally or physically scar on April Fools Day. Damn, all the time I was reading the article, I was being WORKED; I was the one who was bent over on the table and spanked. I tip my hat to the victor (Freshmeat.NET). Well, if you are serious, may the Gods of pang, anguish, and torture rain upon you like HAILSTONES on a Honda.