Mythryl is a Linux-centric SML/NJ-derived scripting and application development language with a C-flavored syntax. It is a bit like Perl6 without the vapor. It features Hindley-Milner type deduction, higher order functions, higher order generics, parametric type polymorphism, and Perl-compatible regular expressions. It is built on the twenty-year-old SML/NJ codebase and is ready to use. Mythryl is positioned to provide an upgrade path for Linux scripters who have outgrown Perl and Python and Linux developers who have outgrown C, C++, and Java.