A modest proposal...
Will the lawyers for TrollTech PLEASE establish communications with the lawyers for FSF (and Lineo too, if need be) to get these interpretations resolved and merged into the license tree? Apparently they're the critical nodes in a by-now very destructive discrepancy.
Everybody involved here is trying to do what's right, but only a few have the required write-access to the source (contract legalese) to be able to resolve the contention. Those people have to merge their diffs.
If your "nerd herd" has smokers in it, try to arrange for a short path to the nearest working-ashtray zone. (DEC Marlboro had a great one, a break room with controlled ventilation and power jacks for laptops). These days, that's outside, so try to get em a place that's isolated (mosttimes they're going out there to think things over, not to socialize), and at least throw an awning over it (smokers who get tired of getting rained and snowed on are less likely to change habits than to change jobs).
"Nerd" is okay, I guess. We used to just be lumped in as "weirdos"; "nerd" has a bit better cachet these days.