Perhaps we need to set up a PAC.
Issue membership cards, collect $50/year from each member.
Try and recruit a couple thousand members.
All we need is a cool-looking logo, a name, some official printed cards. And some low-key, lobbyist type people to go and actually do the part where Congressmen are bought, all legal and everything.
I don't really know how much a Congressman costs. But, you know, maybe you could get some consideration for $1,000. I don't know. Somebody's got to know how to do this!
And I'd be the first to want my "Concerned Nerds for a Better USA" membership card.