Sheesh, drink some coffee before you pour your brains out.
I mean, really. You come so close to 'stream of consciousness' I wonder if you just dropped out of bed when you started writing.
"Software is a tool, not a religion", you say, but the overall tone of your article is nothing but MySQL bashing and PostgreSQL praising, sprinkled with homage to Microsoft.
Your thoughts scatter, your pointed lists are pointless.
Was there some locus that is lost in all this grandiloquent reverie?