Medwars is a game roughly patterned after Dopewars where you make money in the medical profession. There are two classes of people that you can't make money out of: healthy people and dead people. Maximize your profit by having people live as long as possible but in a state of sickness so that you can torture them as much as possible. If you don't kill them, they live until they die of old age. You must be crookeder than a dog's hind leg and lower than a snake's belly to make money at this game.